Favourite Movie Quotes?

[ignitioned32]

Haha, anything said by Norman Desmond.

"I am big! It's the pictures that got small!"

"We did not need voices, we had faces."

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." -Classic-


And this one from Ben-Hur.

"Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive."


What's yours?

 

[ahhGucci]

Where do I start.
I will do this properly later. For now,

Starting at the beginning of the alphabet, Apocalypse now.

"sh*t...charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do?"

"Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
Soldier: So we don't get our balls blown off."

"You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... "

Enough for now, I'll be back with more

I'll be back with some more.

 

[softgrey]

from the princess bride...

as you wish...

if you want i could fly...

inconceivable...i do not think that word means what you think it means

have fun storming the castle boys...

drop ...your....sword....

hello!...my name is indigo montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die...
HELLO!...my name...is........etc....

I ...am not lefthanded...!!!...

bow to her...the queen of muck ...the queen of pu-u-u-trescence...

help wesley...he's been mostly dead all day...

the dread pirate roberts...

 

[softgrey]

from pirates of the carribean...

orlando-hey...that's not fair...

johnny-PIRATE!!!???!!!!....

 

[ahhGucci]

"Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of"

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker"

Hans Gruber "This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly."
McClane "That was Gary Cooper, ***hole."

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

Harry Callahan "Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit r*pe, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy."
The Mayor "Intent? How did you establish that?"
Harry Callahan "When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross! "

Ed "What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?"
Erin Brokovitch "They're called boobs, Ed."

I've missed out many many many of my favorites, but remembering the exact working for these was hard enough.
I'll end with a quote which I say all to often.
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

 

[purplelucrezia]

These are the only ones that I can think of at the moment. Some of them are likely a bit off too...

Audrey Hepburn:

"I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else. "
"I order you to supremely happy!"
"You're like this house, you suffer, you (something) but you stand."
"Trees are beautiful, why don't you photograph trees?"

Joan Crawford:

"Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young. "
"Thanks for the tip. But when anything I wear doesn't please Stephen, I take it off."

And basically anything from a Humphrey Bogart movie.

 

[jetset]

How do i look? - Audrey Hepburn, from Breakfast At Tiffanys

 

[slinky_vagabond]

From Alien:
"Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No, have you?"

 

[Spacemiu]

"I had a dream, we where together in my dream, we where mother and father, brother and sister,wife and husband, and both of us where both."- the princess and the warrior

 

[purplelucrezia]

Oh, and Monty Python, of course!
I'm not even going to start quoting though. It'd take me all day and make me seem like an even a bigger nerd. So- here...
http://homepage.eircom.net/~odyssey/Quotes...nty_Python.html

 

[ChinaLove]

~Waiting to Exhale~

The part where Bernadine goes ballistic and burns all of her husbands belongings (The absolute best part of the movie).

Bernie - "732... 732... the number of times we made love. I remember that bastard told me he wasn't counting after 51. I'll show you. f*ck me for not leaving your *** back then."

 

[nycgirl84]

From one of the best movies of all time "Heathers"

Heather C. - You were a bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a girlscout cookie. I got you into a Remington party and what's my thanks!? It's on the hallway carpet! I got paid in puke!

Veronica -Lick it up baby. Lick it up!

Heather C. Monday morning you're history. Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games!

More...

Heather C: f*ck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Theresa to you. If I did, I probably wouldn't mind chatting it up with the geek squad.

And from Romy and Michele's High School Reunion...

Romy: I can't believe how cute I look
Michele: This is like the cutsest we've ever looked.
Romy: Oh it's definitely the cutest. Don't you love how we can say that to each other and know we're not being conceited?
Micheleh no, we're just being honest.

And one more:

Guy in club: Hi
Romy: Hi! That's a great suit. Is that an Armani?
Guy: Yes, yes it is.
Romy: I thought so. What do you do?
Guy: I'm a suit salesman.
Romy: Could you excuse me? I cut my foot before and now my shoe is filling up with blood.

Got a little carried away, sorry.

 

[tott]

I also enjoyed "Heathers"...

But my favourite movie moment is Sigourney Weaver in Aliens II, after the corporate guy says how they should think twice about destroying the area, and how much money the settlement on the planet has cost:

"They can bill me." Or something very similar, haven't watched this movie for years...

 

[purplelucrezia]

A new one from the Pink Panter...
"Don't touch my apse!"

 

[softgrey]

funny face...

"take the picture!...take the picture!..."

i find myself saying this a lot at work...

 

[softgrey]

being there...peter sellers

"i like to watch"...

 

[wintergirl]

Originally posted by Spacemiu@May 29th, 2004 - 2:25 pm
"I had a dream, we where together in my dream, we where mother and father, brother and sister,wife and husband, and both of us where both."- the princess and the warrior

Love that movie!

"Then he cried, but I don't think he was really sad."

Bend it like Beckham:
Keira's mum: "All I'm saying, is there is a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one of them without a fella."

Wedding guest: "Lesbian? I thought she was a pisces."

 

[Spike413]

From Clueless

Cher: "Dionne and I are both named after great singers from the past who now do infomercials."


Mugger: "Okay, gimme your bag and get face down on the ground"

Cher: "Oh no, this is an Alaia"

Mugger: "An awhatta?"

Cher: "He's like, a totally important designer"

Mugger: "And I will totally shoot you in the head"


Cher's dad: "What are you wearing?"

Cher: "It's a dress."

Cher's dad: "Says who?"

Cher: "Calvin Klein!" (I love this movie!)


From Goldfinger
"My name is p*ssy Galore" (I love that )

From Mommy Dearest

"No wire hangers! No wire hangers, EVER!!!!!!!!!


that's all for now, I'll think of more!

 

[Spike413]

Originally posted by softgrey@May 29th, 2004 - 10:55 am
from pirates of the carribean...

orlando-hey...that's not fair...

johnny-PIRATE!!!???!!!!....

I love that one!!!

 

[softgrey]