ARGH I'm coming WhiteLinen!!!! Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti Patti ....
But I am not a festival person. Why? Toilets. That is it. I can't take festival toilets. I stood outside the Reading ones for 20 minutes once but I couldn't deal with the stench. Plus anaemic bands who never see the light of day... look better away from the light of day. In darkened city venues by midnight. The sunlit, happy-clappyness of festivals doesn't work for me. But then I hear good things about Sziget, Coachella, Rock En Seine and Roskilde. Out of all those Coachella seems the most promising because Americans, for all their faults, are the cleanest people on the planet. Maybe I'll go to California!